B- "So I was going to place that Nutrisystem order today..."
C- "I know, I have every intention of getting back on track too."
B- "Let's just say that whoever gets motivated to start first, the other one HAS to follow in their footsteps right away. No matter what."
C- "We need some sort of real goal to work toward....I know!! Okay, I really got it!! What if....whoever hits the 40lbs lost mark first picks the color of the living room paint. No exceptions. That's just the color it's going to be."
(B thinking about it.)
B- "Whoever hits the 80 lbs lost mark first gets their wildest sexual fantasy fullfilled."
(C's eyebrows hit the roof.)
B- "Mine is going to involve you drinking copious amounts of alcohol."
C- "Mine is going to involve you needing some form of topical numbing agent."
B- "Bring mouthwash."
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Umm..... okay, so how about those yankees
ReplyDeleteCelly You are making me laugh so MUCH Damn and specially cause I have got to share a dream I had about Nena, you and I traveling together and come to think of it Jeneah and Arcadio were in the dream very briefly too! but I woke up and laughed several times at my dream. So sad we live so far away! It's a shame can't wait till we are together again! the dream will have to wait till then. Will you be in Calif. around June 11 to 22?
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