Thursday, July 2, 2009

Tales from the Road #3

So apparently, all it takes is one little glance from a state trooper for him to notice that I don't have a required Virginia inspection sticker on my windshield. Then when he pulls me over he finds out I don't have a Virginia DL either.

"Did you know you only have 60 days from when you move here to comply?"

" No", I lied.

Just how required are we talking here? Because I've managed to make it more than ONE year without them!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Uh oh...

C- "Birdie, what is wrong with you? You're like a balloon these days!"

B- "Yeah, I've noticed too. She's also having a hard time getting on the bed, and the weird thing is that she's not eating much lately."

C- "Huh."

Bryan picks Birdie up.

B-"Also, have you noticed her doggie nips are huge?!"

Heads snap up.

"OH NO!!!"